The Hot Michelle Obama

I still can't get over it so I just have to say something. I don't mean to be cruel or shallow. Really, I don't. But can somebody please explain to me how Michelle Obama could make Maxim's list of the 100 hottest women in the world? I admit, she's not bad for a first lady, but that's like saying Stephen Hawking can really ice skate for a crippled scientist. Obama landed at #93, so somebody is trying to drop straight-faced on us that there are only 92 women in the world hotter than Michelle Obama. Listen, I'm no prize but I'd need a sack of Viagra and a blindfold to tap that.

The only possible explanation is that the people at Maxim have a troubling Worf fetish.