11 June 2008

Renaming Acts Of God

Let me guess, it's global climate change that caused two storms to pass through my area taking away Ben Franklin's gift while dropping trees on unsuspecting houses. If that's the case, then how are insurance companies going to handle claims that used to be labeled "acts of God." If it's my fault because I ran my mower during an ozone awareness day, isn't it time we stop blaming the big guy? Or maybe this should be considered an Act of SUVs.

Now if this really was an act of God then I have a bone to pick with the Almighty.

Lord, thou knowest that I try to be a good father. But please, I beg of thee, let the school of my children reopen so I can return to work. I have not the strength nor endurance of a homemaker. They have conquered my will and I beg respite. I ask this in thy Holy name. Amen


  1. Nikki said...

    LOL Khaki...I love sarcasm to make a point...that surprises you doesn't it. I just want the global warming people to go the hell. How's that for an act of God. Utah has not broken 70 degrees yet...I used to think it was 80 but no its 70. My sons entire baseball season was accompanied by coats, blankets and hot chocolate...and its June. Todays temp...55 for a high. WTF. I argree. global warming sucks. mostly because it isn't warm. :)N

  2. Khaki Elephant said...

    global warming sucks. mostly because it isn't warm

    That cracks me up!
    And you like sarcasm? I would have never guessed. :-)

  3. Freadom said...

    The global warming hoax. Hey, it seems Newts drill for oil Now seems to be doing pretty good, with 600,000 signatutures. Perhaps these high gas prices will force some people to their senses.