10 August 2008

Bernie Mac (1957 - 2008)

Rest With God

"I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job."

"Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it."

"I would like to give these kids a good home. In fact, there's one a few miles away from here..."

"I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun."

"He's gonna have a case of "assus beatus redus". That's Latin for I'm gonna beat his ass until it glows."

"No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded."

"When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth."


  1. Khaki Elephant said...

    An underrated comedian in my book. Bernie Mac really was a king of comedy.