Kathy Hilton Calls McCain Ad Frivolous . . . Really . . . Seriously . . . She Did . . . I'm Not Kidding

Kathy Hilton, proud mother of Paris Hilton, is a little miffed by John McCain's latest political ad. Oh, she seemed fine with her daughter running panty-free. She was silent concerning the embarrassing results of her child's time in a recording studio. She even failed to yank that silly dog from her girl's paws. But when you compare her baby to a presidential candidate -- you awaken the beast.

The Hilton matriarch let her thoughts fly on The Huffington Post, which should tell you everything you need to know about the flight pattern of those thoughts.

I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.

After reading Momma Hilton's three responses all I can say is: I guess two out of three ain't bad.

• It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign.

Not exactly. From what I've been reading on the blogs and watching on MSNBC it has evidently become necessary to explain the difference between substance and celebrity to a great number of Americans.

• It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs.

Agreed. So, America, let's start to focus on unemployment and housing issues rather than celebrities like Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and . . . well, Barack Obama.

• And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.

I couldn't agree more. Why not choose the next president based on, oh, I don't know, experience and insight? Or how about life choices and accomplishments? Or even something as simple as knowing that America doesn't have 57 states.