29 May 2009

The Hot Michelle Obama

I still can't get over it so I just have to say something. I don't mean to be cruel or shallow. Really, I don't. But can somebody please explain to me how Michelle Obama could make Maxim's list of the 100 hottest women in the world? I admit, she's not bad for a first lady, but that's like saying Stephen Hawking can really ice skate for a crippled scientist. Obama landed at #93, so somebody is trying to drop straight-faced on us that there are only 92 women in the world hotter than Michelle Obama. Listen, I'm no prize but I'd need a sack of Viagra and a blindfold to tap that.


The only possible explanation is that the people at Maxim have a troubling Worf fetish.

4 comments :

  1. Nikki said...

    Poor Michelle...I think she has big teeth and a big butt and walks like she is gonna kick your ass and then climb into her big rig truck. Just sayin...bag of viagra huh? $ hour erection? Don't call the doc...call everyone you know! :)N

  2. Nikki said...

    oops that was supposed to be a 4 hour erection...

  3. Chuck said...

    This has all gone beyond silly. People listed her and Rahm Emanuel. Rahm Emanuel?

  4. MOHABB said...

    Glad to see there are some of out there willing to see the obvious. i may be a little more mean, but I'm sick of her being sold as the new sex symbol. Yuck.