28 January 2009

Anti-Environmental Sasquatch

According to StandardCarbon.com, the accumulation of massive illegal campaign contributions wasn't the only record Barack Obama's presidential campaign established; it also left the largest carbon footprint in campaign history.

According to Standard Carbon, Obama's run for the presidency generated around 70,000 tons of greenhouse emissions compared to John McCain's mere 44,000 tons. To put it in perspective, Obama's Sasquatchian carbon footprint was equal to making 279 rocket shots to the moon and back, operating every vehicle in the U.S. for 30 minutes or driving a Suburban around the earth 5,591 times.

So when Barack Obama was promising to reduce emissions, I wonder if he took into consideration his own massive contribution.


  1. RightMichigan.com said...

    My two year old niece refers to Bigfoot as "Big Monkey!!!"

    Somehow she wound up seeing Harry and the Hendersons and thought it was the coolest thing ever.

    Thus, Sasquatch has become one of my favorite things lately.

    I know, total non sequitur, but I felt compelled to share.


  2. Khaki Elephant said...

    Too funny. And what's not to love about a tall hairy guy with big feet and that winning toothy smile