UN's Incompetence In Gaza Strip

I swear if you gave the United Nations water and a freezer they still couldn't make ice. They are the most ineffectual, light blue bunglers since Lazy Smurf. Every time they are given a role their promise goes unfulfilled, and the Gaza Strip is no exception.

Over the past few days the U.N. has been criticizing Israel, calling for an immediate cease fire to stop the "critical emergency" in the strip caused by an air-assault induced "serious health and food crises." And while the patently anti-Semitic organization acknowledges that Israel is sending in more humanitarian supplies to the Palestinians than in previous weeks, they still cry for the Jewish State to quit pounding their repeat assailants into submission.

Hey, just a minute, I thought of a question for the United Nations. Where were you when Hamas was smuggling hundreds of rockets from Sinai into the Gaza Strip? I mean, this has been reported for over a year. Hamas had built an extensive tunnel network for smuggling and defence . . . or did you think they were constructing a tacky terror underground theme park? We know they have called for the destruction of Israel, so why didn't you show the same passion for the Israelis that you now show for their attackers? I mean, the U.N. had security and humanitarian forces in the area, so why didn't you whine to the world that Hamas must stop?

Wait, don't answer. I know what you're going to say. And since it's not good bye, I don't want to hear it.