Paul Harvey (1918 - 2009)

Rest With God

“In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these”

“I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.”

"Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.”

"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?”

“Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five."

"Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else.”

"Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote."

"When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall."

"Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.”