Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

I never cared much for my name. It's not that I hate it; it's just so . . . so . . . Biblically normal. I always wanted to be a Thor or Bronco or Princess Isophene. But alas, I walk among the common-labeled masses save my pseudonym as The Khaki Elephant.

But what if Sarah Palin was my momma. What name would she have given me? If you've been wondering the same thing, check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator posted by David Harrington at Politsk.

If I'd been born to Sarah, I would have been dubbed "Axe Diesel Palin" and undoubtedly eaten my meat a little redder while out on avalanche patrol.